This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about their feelings on the recent ruling from the Supreme Court and feminist pool parties. The FMK this week is about Disney Villains Scar, Gaston and Ursula…

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about the term "oystering" being a thing post pandemic as well as the end of the world. For the FMK this week, they revisit TikTok for more Thirst Traps: @kyleprue, @andr3wsky and @farkanusenmez…

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina celebrate being together again and discuss questions to ask your date to see if there's chemistry. The FMK this week is all about Manic Pixie Dream Girl characters: Clementine from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Marla from Fight Club and Summer from 500 Days of Summer…

PATREON EXCLUSIVE

June’s Tainted Love Movie is the 2000’s cult favorite, 500 Days of Summer!

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about jerking off and bad hygiene. The FMK this week features our take on celebs that seem super clean: Benedict Cumberbatch, Jason Bateman and Paul Scheer…

In this bite-sized episode, the girls talk about working through tough times, laugh about a date that prays for everything, scream about a date's van decor, and groan at a date's dad joke…

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about another Nick Cannon maternity shoot and dealing with a hard week. The FMK this week features our favorite TikTok thirst traps…

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about sports and Jesse Williams baring it all on Broadway. The FMK this week features the pairing of cities with astrological signs: D.C. as Capricorn, Portland as Pisces and Vegas as Aries (don't worry, we name all the signs!)…

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about unwanted touching and the TikTok hookup with a drawer full of Plan B. The FMK this week features the not famous siblings of celebs: Andrew Wilson, Luke Hemsworth and Hayley Duff…

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about digital consent and short king spring, which leads to this week's FMK of our favorite short kings: Jason Schwartzman, James McAvoy and Jack Black…

PATREON EXCLUSIVE

May's Tainted Love movie, The Witches of Eastwick was far, FAR whackier than any of us remembered.

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about pick up lines and pooping in public. Somehow this leads to this week's FMK from the problematic early 2000s: Tom Green, Dane Cook and Russel Brand…