In this bite-sized episode, the girls talk about bad women's anatomy and play would you rather between two cringy performances. Hopping into stories, they share a date that put on something unusual in the background to get down to, laugh about a date that's chicken slick, and groan about a lazy broke date that wants the world…

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about the challenges and obstacles to dating as an older woman. The FMK this week was submitted by a listener and involves famous mustaches: Steve Harvey, Alex Trebek, Ron Burgundy and Burt Reynolds…

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about the Funny Girl drama, Bennifer 2.0 and if rebounds are ever a good idea. The FMK this week features famous rebounds Blake Shelton, Vince Vaughn and Kenny Chesney…

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about if we've switched timelines and whether "vabbing" works or not. The FMK this week is all about line cook summer: Jeremy Allen White, Post Malone and Charlie Hunnam…

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about dating apps and the prevalence of romance scams. The FMK this week was suggested by a listener that wanted our least desirable traits in a partner, so there's a dirty bathroom, an acapella group and a whistler to pick from!…

PATREON EXCLUSIVE

A romance novel come alive! July’s Tainted Love Movie features Channing Tatum and Sandy Bullock in, The Lost City.

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about having crushes and whether or not you should tell your partner about it. This leads to a conversation about The Office and the FMK this week was impossible: Michael Scott, Andy Bernard and Dwight Schrute…

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about their feelings on the recent ruling from the Supreme Court and feminist pool parties. The FMK this week is about Disney Villains Scar, Gaston and Ursula…

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about the term "oystering" being a thing post pandemic as well as the end of the world. For the FMK this week, they revisit TikTok for more Thirst Traps: @kyleprue, @andr3wsky and @farkanusenmez…

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina celebrate being together again and discuss questions to ask your date to see if there's chemistry. The FMK this week is all about Manic Pixie Dream Girl characters: Clementine from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Marla from Fight Club and Summer from 500 Days of Summer…

PATREON EXCLUSIVE

June’s Tainted Love Movie is the 2000’s cult favorite, 500 Days of Summer!

This week Keegan, Cassi and Christina talk about jerking off and bad hygiene. The FMK this week features our take on celebs that seem super clean: Benedict Cumberbatch, Jason Bateman and Paul Scheer…